Kensington Orbit Scroll Ring Review

I am platypus, or as you may know me, the best member of bapc and honored acquaintance of the Hom's crew. Today we're going to be reviewing the kensington orbit trackball with scrotum ring, Jappetto approved.

listen to balls:

+:

• can make "balls" jokes
• the ball is blue
• do not have to move arm

-:

• not enough stamps
• the box did not have pretty pictures or superior fonts such as Comic Sans
• buttons are hard to press
• did not come with banana for scale xd
• ppl will make "balls" jokes at your expense

Conclusion:

7/10, excellent tool when being a prententious hipster about computer equipment, I just can't control myself around balls